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Try our quiz below to see if your husband to be is a
macho man or a modern man.
1) How often does he cook for you?
A - Daily the kitchen is his domain and he is very protective of his territory.
B - He is happy to share the cooking with you.
C - He only goes into the kitchen to get another beer from the fridge.
2) Whose wardrobe is the larger?
A - His by far and it's filled with designer gear all neatly organised
B - Yours is slighlty larger but he does dress well.
C - His wardrobe is the bedroom floor.
3) Your mother is coming to stay what does he do during her visit?
A - Spend quality time sharing his feelings and thoughts with her and cooking her extravagant meals.
B - Busy himself with all the jobs you've been asking him to do for months so he can keep out of her way as he's a little scared of her poor love.
C - Disappear to the pub for the most part of her visit and refers to her as Smaug (the dragon from The Hobbit)whenever her back is turned.
4) What does he want to do with the spare room?
A - He suggests a nursery and wants to start decorating as soon as possible.
B - He's not fussy but says put a bed in there just now in case anyone wants to stay over.
C - He insists it becomes his den with his playstation, xbox and the pc. Naturally there will be at least one shelf for his porn collection.
5) What is his driving style?
A - Steady and safe, he is the guy who always lets others pull out of junctions in front of him. He always allows time for delays.
B - He is a good and competent driver when you are in the car but you know for a fact he drives much faster without you.
C - Terrifying, he is like a cross between Lewis Hamilton and Chubby Brown. If he is not speeding then he is swearing continuously at all around him. You cannot remember a journey with him where he has not broken at least 5 traffic laws.
6) What is in his book collection?
A - 17th Century French poetry, Shakespeare, Jane Austen etc.
B - The usual crime and thriller books.
C - The good pub guide 1980 - present and a pile of magazines like FHM and Nuts.
7) At a friends wedding you suggest having a dance what does he do?
A - Ask the DJ for a special song then whisk you around the floor to a Tango, Salsa or Rumba he just loves the chance to strut his stuff.
B - Reluctantly agree then moves woodenly round the dance floor. This guy has 2 left feet and knows it.
C - Gather a few mates and then lead them in playing air guitar and pogoing around the dance floor.
8) You need a new dress and take him along for his opinion. What does he do?
A - Offer good but overly critical advice on the dresses that suit you. He will also find the matching accessories for you.
B - Follow you doggedly saying that every dress looks fine. After the first hour and a half his longing glances at pubs will become far easier to spot.
C - Pick out the skimpiest dress in the shop then disappear towards HMV, Game, Currys or the nearest pub.
9) Is he any use at fixing things about the house?
A- None whatsoever. His mother once told you he called an electrician in to change a plug. He always feigns injury when asked to do anything.
B - Quite good but would rather leave lots of little jobs until there is enough for a full days work.
C - He's brilliant and what he can't do one of his mates from the pub will be brought in to do the job. Payment is often made in beer though so this can have a downside.
10) What have you found in his CD collection?
A - Mostly classical music but there is a Cliff Richard CD in there which is his guilty pleasure.
B - Many of the best selling albums from the last few years yet the one he usually plays is Abba's greatest hits.
C - Heavy rock music which is usually played very loud and accompanied with air guitar, drums, keyboards as appropriate. His guilty pleasure is Kylie but you aren't sure that it's for her musical talent.
Mostly A's
This guy is wetter than an otters' pocket, he is so in touch with his feminine side he is almost another girlfriend for you. Can you stand the constant battle for the bathroom and the mirror?
Mostly B's
He is Mr Average dependable, honest and always reliable. He is ideal husband material because you will be able to mould him as you please. Early signs he may turn out to be boring in later life are cardigans and a love of gardening.
Mostly C's
Your man is a man's man and will never change. Your life with him will be a rollercoaster of spectacular highs and devastating lows. He will have a roving eye until the day he dies as his idea of being faithful means drinking in the same pub every night.
