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Special Offer 1 - £395
Hire of The Mill Forge for your wedding and two nights in our luxurious bridal suite with bridal treats

Special Offer 2 - £245
Two nights in our luxurious bridal suite witth bridal treats

Special Offer 3 - £150
Hire of The Mill Forge for your Gretna Green wedding

Special Offer 4 - 25% Off Rooms
Accommodation discounted by 25% on selected days

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Socrates
By all means marry. if you get a good wife you will become happy, if you get a bad one you will become a philosopher.

Jean Kerr
Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.

Grouch Marx
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

Marie Corelli
I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every mornig, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.

Samuel Johnson
Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.

Cher
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing, and then marry him.

Robert Frost
It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.

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